I have quite a lot of people asking me what the heck is it that me and my fellas are going about with this Bro Code thingy. Seriously?? Well here's what; Bros Code is a book of living documents that was introduced by Barney Stinson, a fictional character in How I Met Your Mother. Barney is the most interesting character in HIMYM in my opinion, with his awesome catchphrase, playboy traits, his suits etc. Well actually this book is a guideline of ethics that should be practiced in the 'brohood'. Well actually this kind of things existed a long time ago, only to be documented and made famous by this Barney Stinson.
From the top of my head, these are some of the most interesting and the most hilarious codes:Article 1:
Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone
Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone
Article 3:
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.
However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.
However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
Article 14:
It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."
It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."
Article 17:
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.
Article 32:
A Bro should not "pop" his collar. -
A Bro should not "pop" his collar. -
Article 43:
A Bro should not wear crocs.
A Bro should not wear crocs.
Article 47:
A Bro should never rollerblade
A Bro should never rollerblade
Article 69:
No Bro should ever get a pedicure
No Bro should ever get a pedicure
Article 70:
A Bro should never highlight his hair.
A Bro should never highlight his hair.
Article 92:
When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.
When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.
Article 94:
Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Article 60.
Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Article 60.
Now Barney Stinson, can i be your bro?
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