We chilled by the field, sipping lemonade and smoking cigars, and suddenly we came up with this really stupid idea. Betting. No money will be involve, only punishments. And it involves the UEFA Champions League. We have two bets going around. One that will involve excruciating pain and another will involve a huge embarrassment.
Bet 1.
We need to predict who will win this year's Champions League. The winner(s) gets to shoot the loser(s) in the their topless back with a BB gun. Three times. Three bullets. Why topless? Because it's much more painful having the BB pellet hit you in the skin. Why shoot from the back? Because it's much more fun that way. The anticipation of not knowing when it's coming is much more painful than the shot itself.
BB gun yang bakal membuatkan anda tidoq menerap.
Here's our prediction.
Azmil: Barcelona
Naqi: Real Madrid
Nabil: Real Madrid
Yus: Barcelona
If Real Madrid win, I'm gonna get hit 6 times (3 from each of the brothers). And if Barcelona emerged as champion, Yus and I get to shoot them 3 times each too. Should any team win the CL other than Barcelona or Real Madrid, say Manchester United or Schalke, the bet become ineffectual. Nobody win.
Bet 2.
Well, I cant reveal any particulars about it just yet because we made a pact that we wont tell anybody about it, since it will defeat the purpose of the bet: to embarrass. Will talk about it once we're done with the bet. But I can assure you the punishment is tough and the stakes are high. We need to use every bits of our football knowledge in order to win. Okay think I should zip it now before I reveal any unnecessary details. Bye
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